Submit & Services
Two ways to work with the Warewolf. Send your music in for a real listen, or get a hand telling your story. They're totally separate things, and one never has anything to do with the other.
Always free. Reviews and playlist spots aren't for sale here, no pay-for-play, nothing sponsored. If the Warewolf covers you, it's because the music earned it. I read everything that comes in myself, because overthinking music is the whole point.
Send the Warewolf your music
Independent bands, DIY producers, bedroom artists, the underrated and the unheard. If you're making something real, I want my ears on it. And tell me the story behind it, because that matters to me as much as the song does.
No big structured form here, just email me and tell me about your music however feels right.
- Who you are · name, where you're from
- What you're sending · the song or project, plus a link, a file, whatever you've got
- The story · the inspiration, the context, the mess behind it, all of it
Released, unreleased, polished, or a rough mix straight from the session, send it all. A streaming link or an audio file both work. Nothing's too early or too scrappy for me to hear.
Email the Warewolf →One friendly heads-up: this side is just writing help, bios, pitches, press kits. It's a totally separate thing from reviews, which are always free and always based on the music alone. Here, I'm just helping you sound as good on paper as you do on record.
Words that do your music justice
Writing about yourself is hard, and a little mortifying. So let the guy who overthinks music for a living do it for you. Every word comes from someone who actually sits down and listens to your song, not a template, and not a generator that's never heard a note of it. Clear, sharp, ready-to-use copy written from the other side of the desk, the kind that makes a curator, editor, or booking agent actually stop and read.
Streaming Bio Overhaul
A full profile bio framed the way a tastemaker would, plus the pieces to use it everywhere.
- 200–250 word Spotify / Apple Music bio
- Short "punch-in" version for IG & quick intros
- 3 curated "For Fans Of" tags
- One revision round · 48-hour turnaround
Single Release Pitch Kit
The exact words to get a release taken seriously, for the portal and the inbox.
- 500-character Spotify editorial pitch
- Copy-paste blog / curator / radio email template
- One-line "elevator" descriptor for DMs & bios
- One revision round
Full EPK Copy Bundle
The whole package. Everything in both services, plus a press-ready one-sheet.
- Everything in the Bio Overhaul
- Everything in the Pitch Kit
- One-page EPK sheet: fast facts, sound description, press quotes, live summary
- One revision round
Custom Editorial / Other
Liner notes, album rollout copy, something a little weirder? Tell me what's in your head and we'll build it together.
How it works: send your inquiry, I'll reply to confirm the details and sort out payment, then the writing begins. Easy.
Before & after
Same artist, same music. The difference is in the words.
And the words are the easy part. The real work is knowing which ones a curator actually responds to, and hearing your music clearly enough to pick them. That's an ear you build over hundreds of reviews, not something you paste out of a template.
A sample excerpt. Your full Bio Overhaul runs 200–250 words, plus the short version and your "For Fans Of" tags.
A sample excerpt. Your full Pitch Kit includes the complete 500-character pitch, a copy-paste curator email template, and your one-line descriptor.

